Cops and Robbers

We all know college is expensive - the bar tabs, late night munchy runs, beer keg deposit down payments we never get back because some drunken Andy Warhol wanna- be “art-student” spray painted profanities on its cold, defenseless exterior………..

For many, student loans are the only way to fund these venerable age old traditions. But what does one do when the bill comes due? The way I see it, there are only two options:

• Set yourself on a carefully regimented allowance which, barring a job loss, health emergency, divorce or any other moderately likely economic emergency, will have one out of debt just in time to inherit a mid-life crisis.
  

• Rob a bank.
  

Queen’s resident and New York City police officer Christian A. Torres chose the latter. Click here to find out more about this man who hated meeting his monthly minimum payment more than you.